How can I seduce my teacher? Shes really pretty and I really want a relationship with this girl. She has awesome ****. So I am wondering if anyone here can give me some good advice. Please do not post if you are intending to be negative. I am searous about this |
tell her you need to speak to her alone after class.
then when the time comes whip out your dick and tell her she aint no stranger to the one-eyed ranger |
How awesome is lesbian sex? I fantasize when i get horny.. it turns me on SO much.. bahahaha.
but seriously how awesome is it. just to like a girls $@!$%@, while grabbing her ****..
it'd be one hell of a nite. |
It is better than straight sex you don't even have to fake .
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I think i feel in love with this 5 year old stripper? Although she stripped to me with her tight big booty and her huge awesome ****. I masturbate and take pictures of her everyday. Is this even considered normal? i am a 62 years old. |
| i was excited until i read stripper. |
If you could choose between drinking and driving or stucking a banana down your *** what would you do? biggie smalls, wu tang LEGEND longboarding and SKATEBOARDING are awesome MILF **** qwerty cupcakes are cool skinnies are too loose loose like a goose |
| You should grow a "****" before asking questions. |
How could i get to be Nick Jonas's girlfriend? well see im a huge fan of him and his brothers. i think tit would be awesome just to get in touch with him. no im not a young little girl im 16 so we would be perfect. |
| You must be famous && become his friend then get to know him :P |
I need you help with planning an awesome murder mystery party? my 16th birthday is coming up near the end of sept. im having a party in october and i was thinking of having it themed murder mystery. it'll take place in a halloweenish setting- corn maze/ hayride/ bonfire. i have a few stuffy nams picked out and i need a story setting! like it'd be fantastic if you could help me with clues and stuff. i was thinking of placing clues throughout the corn maze.
all i need is a story and backround for a group of people. like- mr hayworth was found dead blah blah blah, who did it? id give each person a card with a character's name and bio. its gunna be great but i reallly need tips on how to do this. i want tit to be awesome and kinda scary!!!!
thanks so much, any suggestion is appreciated! |
| Aggatha Christie "Murder on the oreint express", "ten little indians" your friends are probaly too young to know the plots. |
What are some good IN STYLE hair styles? I'm not looking for anything specific, just a good hair style. Maybe something a little "scene" but not the full on bright color with black. No coloring. And it would be great if it DIDN'T include side-swept bangs. My hair is past my **** and I will not cut it for a million dollars so that is out of the question.
Showing links to pictures of great hair styles for this school year would be awesome. Thanks. |
maybe you could cut your hair or cut it like a v like this
**o and the back is how it would look if left it in the back and the front is how it would look if you pulled it to the front**:
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sorry i had to draw it on paint cuz i couldn't find it on google...hope i helped |
Who is better indiana jones or lara croft? who do you think is better indiana jones or lara croft? i think in a fight lara croft would win, but in a battle of whitts i think indiana jones would win, but lara croft has ****, and i'm rather fond of them, so i'll go with her, but also, who thinks indiana jones` dad is awesome? |
Indian Jones would win for these few reasons.
1. Lara may have big breasts but there has been a pair that Jones has been able to win over. Indy is the James Bond of the archeology world he can woo any girl.
2. Jones has more experience and what I liked to call the Luck fact. The best way to explain this is the Die Hard series John McClain is one guy against a lot of bad guys he isn't that skilled but he's tough and has a lot of luck. Same goes with Jones.
3. Lara may be rich but Jones has better friends. There's his dad, Sully, Shorty, his Fed buddies from the books, and comics, his war buddies, and you can forget Marcus Broody
4.Jones can take on the German and Russian army. Every movie Jones has foiled the SS, the Wehrmact, Russian spies, to the Red Army.
Enough said.
Lara is hot but she's not as bad or as cool as the Legendary Henry Jones Jr. Aka Indiana Jones. |
Does anyone know of any plus size clothing websites where I can purchase clothing online? I know of one (plussizefix.com) but is there any others... I would like to purchase some clothes online but my **** are to big for regular stuff therefore I need plus size . If anyone knows of any websites that would be AWESOME. Thanks |
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I need some awesome boobie pictures! urgen!? i <3 **** so please send me some pics to my email (: |
idiot. ur sick
get some help |